tanabata

When I was a child, it was believed that animals became extinct because they were too specialized. My father used to tell us about the saber-tooth tiger’s teeth — how they got too big and the tiger couldn’t eat because he couldn’t take game anymore. And I remember my father saying, with my brother sitting there, ‘I wonder what it will be with the human beings that will be so overspecialized that they’ll kill themselves off?’

My father never found out that my brother was working on the bomb.

—Richard Feynman’s sister, Joan (via historical-nonfiction)

Well, then.

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jtotheizzoe:

larstheyeti:

stars


Pretty much.

jtotheizzoe:

larstheyeti:

stars

Pretty much.

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:
Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”
Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.
There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”
Jackson Browne is only one person.
Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.
Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”
You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.
Michelle Obama has never done porn.
Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.
“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”
Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.
Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”
Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.
Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”
Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.
Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”
Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.
Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.
The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.
Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.
Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.
Lifesavers aren’t medicine.
Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.
Marvin Gaye liked women.
Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.
God loves figs.
Noah is not “found footage.”
Captain America was never a U.S. President.
The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

nbcsnl:

Some corrections from the gang at Fox & Friends:

Ukraine was not Frasier’s brother on the show “Frasier.”

Game of Thrones is not an adult version of musical chairs.

There is no such restaurant as “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s.”

Jackson Browne is only one person.

Malaysia is not the female version of Asia.

Neal deGrasse Tyson does own a sandwich shop called “Quizmos.”

You cannot abbreviate the Supreme Court to spell SCROTUM.

Michelle Obama has never done porn.

Hong Kong is a region in China. Not a video game from Nintendo.

“Vaping” is not having sex with a vacuum cleaner.

Michael Strahan is not leaving to go be in “Good Morning Vietnam.”

Crimea is not related to Queen Latifah.

Pop Tarts do not cause “splosions.”

Boeing is a company. Not a sound effect.

Pharrell is not a “stylish hand sanitizer.”

Chicklets do not grow up to be roosters.

Chris Christie was never in the show “Three’s Company.”

Infinity pools have a limited amount of water.

Garfunkle is not Garfield’s black cousin.

The Chile Earthquake is not a bold new product from Dairy Queen.

Don Cheadle does not appear if you say “Cheadlejuice” three times.

Joe Biden’s office is only sometimes a’-rockin’.

Lifesavers aren’t medicine.

Captain Phillips is not a brand of rum.

Marvin Gaye liked women.

Nancy Pelosi is a human woman.

God loves figs.

Noah is not “found footage.”

Captain America was never a U.S. President.

The periodic table is not about “lady stuff.”

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gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other




I’m in love!

gdmw:

gdmw:

we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other

image

I’m in love!

(via mauratron)

Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.

—(via princezo-javi-se)

(Source: yarotica, via dandyrion)

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mauratron:

pricklepear I’ve just forgotten Alison’s tumblr but I need her to see this too.

(Source: jocelynejunker)

jtotheizzoe:

staceythinx:

Spectacular starry nights by photographer Michael Shainblum

Well then… isn’t that nice?

Stardust watching stardust.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg, via alchemicalinourworks)

beatonna:

I’m sorry about your gigantic hips, love, the 90s
also rompers 

Captured so perfectly

beatonna:

I’m sorry about your gigantic hips, love, the 90s

also rompers 

Captured so perfectly

I am no poet, but if you think for yourselves, as I proceed, the facts will form a poem in your minds.

—Michael Faraday, capturing the inherent beauty that comes with understanding the natural world. (via jtotheizzoe)

yoooitsreebaby:

blasianxbri:

thetpr:

withallthatpinkon:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

RIP Trayvon Martin

gives me chills

He didn’t do a damn thing wrong

I’m gonna reblog this every time I see it because never forget.

Always.

(via alchemicalinourworks)

minniebubbles:

hippoplatypus:

lielabell:

lunarthedragon:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

rillann:

garden-hoe21:

THIS is how you advertise a bra!!

oMG

the noise I just made

A shit ton of guys are really confused right now

That was the hottest thing I’ve even seen.  And also makes me want to buy that bra.

That is excellent marketing.

I started cackling and someone yelled from down stairs “What the fuck are you laughing at” I didn’t know how to respond

(Source: kidkyan, via alchemicalinourworks)

People empty me. I have to get away to refill.

Charles Bukowski (via peichie)

Hello, introversion.

(via beeslikehoney)